EveAnna's all-time favourite post by Scott Dorsey was this gem I still
have saved from 1995. Scott, YOU RULE!!!!:

Subject:      Roly-Poly Speakers
From:         Scott Dorsey
Date:         1995/11/29

True, most speakers no good, always wreck the music smash up like
100% distortion.  This universal, everyboty the thing to know like
that.  Roly-Poly speakers much better, have only the music.  Special
crossover allows 100% music through, present dead short to amplifier
distortion.

Other speakers run your music, maybe ruin your ear maybe even
dangerous.  ACOUSTIC RESEARCH speakers all sealed boxes, no
vents inside.  Drivers move in an out, compress the air inside.
Dangerous.  These speakers always exploding, killing people because
compressed air build up inside.

It's true only Roly-Poly speakers any good at all.  DYNAUDIO
speaker no good, got vents in the back where all the music falls out.
All the music rolling around on the floor not go into your ears
like with Roly-Poly speaker.  Always you have to vacuum up the floor
dead music lying around collecting dust down there. 

Even worse sometimes.  QUAD ESL speaker use high voltage, all this
high voltage electrcity leaking into air.  Positive ions, get you
very sick.  Roly-Poly speaker eliminate dangerous high voltage
supply, good healthgiving effects real music has.

Roly-Poly speaker only use one driver for both channels, for all
frequency.  Has one speaker, four different voice coils!  New
innovation!  Patented!  You get all frequencies, get stereo at
the same time, no explosions, no distortion, only music.  No
crossover distortion!  Only 100% pure whizzer cone speaker!

Cheap speakers ruin you music.  You listen to music, get sick and
throw up.  You get sick and die.  Not happen with Roly-Poly speakers.

-- Scott
"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

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