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Super Swell Scams: The Vanimal's personal collection of real Manley Gear Scams ----- Original Message -----
From: mr
west
Hello Sales.
DEAR MR. WEST AND THANK YOU FOR BROWSING
OUR STORE! I AM THE LATE WIFE OF THE LATER DR. RICHARD SIMMONS, PRIME
MINISTER TO THE ISLANDS OF IZITURASCAM WHO MET HIS UNFORTUNATE END AT
THE BLOODIED ANUSI OF DIERETIC ROAD THIEVES WHILE VALIANTLY PROTECTING
THE EXCERCISE OF OUR NOW-MINATURE DENIZENS. DR. SIMMONS LEFT TO OUR
HEALTH ORGAINZATION (WHO) A GARGANTUAN SUM OF FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND,
SIX, HUNDERED AND SISTY-SIX UNITED STATE PENNIES AND WE ARE IN DIRE
NEED OF A CONFIDENCE HONEST SIR SUCH AS YERSEFF ASSISTANCE IN
ORDER TO EXTRACT THIS FORTUNE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OLYMPIC-SIZED
WACKYWING TESTING FACILITY WHERE THEY ARE BEING HELD IN COMPLETE
SECRECY AND ALSO PREVENTING CHANGING OF THE SWEATY WATER WHICH BY NOW
IS CONTAINED ENOUGH WITH OTHER PARTICULATES THAT IT IS PREVENTING
ACCURATE TESTING OF THE BOUYANCY OF THESE LIFE SAVING MEASURES FOR THE
CHILDREN WHO GROW HEFTIER EVERY DAY WITHOUT THE AVAILABLE KICKING
AND BUTTERFLY MISSIONS THEY SO NEED TO PREVENT THEIR ILL HEALTH. THIS
IS WHY WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO HELP US WITH OUR DESPARATE URGENCY IS
WHILE YOU ARE MURKING IN THE UNDERGROUNDS WITH YOUR (FRIENDS)
UNLIMITLESS FUNDS PERHAPS WE CAN PURSUADE YOU TO USE YOUR PLASTIC
POWERS TO BRIBE THE LOCAL WATER TRAITMENT FACILITY TO INSTALL SPECIAL
COPPER MAGNETS WHICH WILL BEING THE FILTRATION OF THE FOTURNE
CONTAINED IN THE PIPES AND ENTER IN THROUGH THE THRID STALL IN THE
MENS COMMODE THROUGH WHICH YOUR MINIASCULE CRAINIUM WILL FIT IN ORDER
TO TESTING THE ECOLI FILTER AS WE ARE SURE THAT IT WILL INDEED ATTRACT
YOU AND THE OTHER FECAL PARTICULATES WHILE THE LINCOLN FORTUNE PASSES
THROUGH TO OUR SHARED WALLETS. FOR YOUR TROUBLES WE WISH TO OFFER YOU
MAY KEEP 99% OF THE PROFIT FOR YOUR GOOD SELF AS WE ONLY NEED A SMALL
AMOUNT FOR OUR WORTHY CAUSE OF MAINTAINING CLEAN WATER AND SKINNY
YOUNGSTERS FOR OUR OBESE COMMUNITY. 100% CONFIDENCE IS ASSURED OF
COURSE AS IN ALL THE TRANSACTIONS WE TRANSACT WITH YOUR FELLOW URGENT
NIGERIAN PEOPLES BY WHICH WE HAVE GRATITUDES.
SINCERELY,
MS. E A VANIMAL, BS., PHUC U.
TEL: (419) 328-7448 (419-EAT-SHIT)
They keep on a-comin'...
----- Original Message -----
From: "james seye" <blueberryshop602@hotmail.com> To: <blueberryshop602@hotmail.com> Sent: Saturday, November 27, 2004 3:58 AM Subject: Order enquiry Hello, I will like to order for some products from your store and will like you to quote me the total shipping to lagos,nigeria. my method of payment is with creditcard and i will like to know your method of shipping.i will be glad if this mail is treated with concern. Best Regards James seye
Answer:
Your email is not treated with concern. Kindly fuck off. --- Cheers,
SINCERELY,
MS. E A VANIMAL, BS., PHUC U.
TEL: (419) 328-7448 (419-EAT-SHIT)
WEB ORDER SUBMISSION: Date Mon May 2 18:09:31 EDT 2005
From: donnie
setiawan
Sent: Monday, May 09, 2005 4:54 AM
Subject: Re: how about with my order?
Dear Sir,
I want ask to you,did you process my order?
'cause at this time i never received the
goods.
Please confirm ASAP.
Thank you .
There seems to be a
problem with your credit card... can you send the funds via Western
Union wire transfer or with a bank draft?
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Fletcher Mercenary Audio TEL: +1 508-543-0069 FAX: +1 508-543-9670 http://www.mercenary.com "this is not a problem"
From: donnie
setiawan
To: Fletcher
Sent: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:32 AM
Subject: Re: how about with my order?
Thanks you for replay.
Can you tell me what is the problem?'Cause it's first time for me
make international order.
Please confirm soon.
Thank you,
Hmmmm.... let's see...
your "security code" was 1234... who's Donnie? The
order was to bill and ship to "sustya suharni".
Dude, you suck at
credit card fraud... try something else for a hobby... maybe
fishing or hijacking trucks or something like that.
--
Fletcher Mercenary Audio TEL: +1 508-543-0069 FAX: +1 508-543-9670 http://www.mercenary.com "this is not a problem" This one is great because it combines many known scams all into one! The Cast: Samara Krugman: Girl Wonder at Mercenary Audio, a well-known Manley Dealer Yemmit Abiodun: Yahoo email bearing Scamster, also known as "Joe" (of course) Original Message ----- Samara Krugman wrote: Hello Samara, Samara Krugman wrote: yemmit abiodun wrote:
Here is the pricing you requested; (1) Manley Mixer 16x2 Mic/Line (8+8)- $9500 USD
FedEx International Priority
Shipping - $376.25 USD
(Samara ignores the fact that he provided stolen credit card info and proceeds...) Samara Krugman wrote:
Note how he could care less what the price is and doesn't flinch that Samara ignored the credit card issue. Samara Krugman wrote: yemmit abiodun wrote: Samara keeps her cool at such a mighty order and calmly replies... Samara Krugman wrote:
yemmit abiodun wrote: And now for the final kicker which makes this a great combo-scam!
From: yemmit abiodun <yemmiteabiodun@yahoo.com> I propose a New College Course: English 419: Unlearn your existing perfect english grammar and learn --Vanimal Two more classic super swell scams here on our FAQ page (because they are so FREQUENT!) Back to the Manley Fraud page | Back to Manley Home |